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Finnish Blonde in a Casino

Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!

Finnish Blonde in a Casino

An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story:

Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
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Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!

Finnish Blonde in a Casino

An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story:

Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
Yah...it made me giggle! Hope everyone has at least one laugh today!:bigsmile:
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Sorry Men...but this was funny!!!

Finnish Blonde in a Casino

An attractive blonde from Helsinki arrived at a Casino and bet 50,000 dollars on a single roll of dice. She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story:

Not all Finns are stupid,
Not all Blondes are dumb,
But all men are men.
Ahahahah, man this is very funny, you cheered up me. I was in a bad mood all day. You will ask what is the reason, and I will answer that the whole thing is in the damn casino. I woke up and drank coffee as usual and started playing at judi ovo online casino. This is strange, but I lost $ 5,000. This is not very much because recently I won 25,000 but nevertheless it is unpleasant. I am very angry, but your joke made my day. I hope I won’t lose today ...
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