Window switch moves seat!
I took the car for a ride to see for myself. I put the key in the door to unlock it, and the flashers went off/ignition kill was activated. The car wouldn't start. I closed the door, and locked it. When I locked the car, the flashers stopped. I turned the key to open the lock and the car was fine.
Took it for a ride. All the dash lights are now on.
Pulled in the driveway, and pressed the console-mounted switch to close the passenger side window. As I held the switch, the drivers side seat began to recline.